Here is the true story of Post-Butyrumalia. Tragically, this history is not in latin.

November 2nd is the trafitional date of Post-Butyrumalia, a solemn day when all Nebraskans stayed inside and regretted profoundly their Butyrumalian escapades, generally while suffering from tremendous hang-overs. The butter was scrubbed from the local campus, and all the elk were shooed back into the wilderness, from whence they wandered.
Farewell, my esteemed colleagues. And in all sincerity, Happy Post-Butyrumalia!

Have a solemn, introspective Post-Butyrumalia, everyone.